Posts Tagged ‘Princess Beatrice’

Daily Mail reporter in ‘seediest VIP club’

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Inside Britain’s seediest VIP club: A sickening and degrading experience enjoyed by royals and celebrities
When Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail heard that the Box, Soho was London’s seediest nightclub, the red blooded tabloid was determined to find out more and so brave hack Rose Harvey went deep undercover to check it out.

‘The outfits being showcased are achingly fashionable,’ sighed Rose Harvey. ‘The super-thin girls wear (more…)

Kate Middleton as good as naked

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Making fashion history: Kate Middleton’s £30 see-through dress could sell for £100,000
She may be destined to be queen, but that doesn’t stop Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid reminding banana buffing readers of how a see through dress left Kate Middleton as good as naked. The Daily Mail believes that that this image of Kate Middleton naked (save for her undies) is what captured the heart of Prince William and assured her a place in the Royal Family.

Kate Middleton may have thought becoming a royal would be mean she could worry no more about naked pictures (more…)

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Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.


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