Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Princess Beatrice looks Bea-utiful after training for London marathon
Princess Beatrice has lost plenty of weight training for the London Marathon and paparazzi from Barcroft Media, Matrix Photos and Big Pictures have been out in force to check out her new bikini body.

And, as always, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been aching to share those pictures with banana buffing readers. The red-blooded tabloid Princess Beatrice was quite upset by ‘unkind remarks’ prompted by the publication of pictures of her looking a little podgy, but these pics of the princess showering off certainly do the business for Paul Dacre and co.

Oops! Princess Beatrice’s modesty gets blown away by the wind at polo match
Paparazzi agency Splash scored big at the polo, with a royal upskirt shot of Princess Beatrice’s knickers that was sure to delight Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team.

A sudden gust of wind caught the princess, who was standing on a balcony, off guard and while she quickly covered up, nobody clicks a shutter faster than a Splash pap with his long lens poking up a bit of skirt.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.