Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Corr blimey! Andrea shows off her blossoming baby bump as she hits the beach in a tiny black bikini
When pregnant Andrea Corr flaunted her bikini body while on holiday in the Caribbean, paparazzi from Splash were on hand to extend their lens on behalf of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

And when hacks Sarah Bull and Emily Sheridan saw the pics, they knew they must share them with the red-blooded tabloid’s army of banana buffing readers. The pair read in the Daily Telegraph that Andrea Corr is happily married, which is nice.

Naked, pregnant and painted in gold! The never-seen-before photoshoot of Anna Nicole Smith… just months before her death
In the months before her death Anna Nicole Smith did some pretty wild things much to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail. Now the red-blooded tabloid has obtained a series of publicity shots of Anna Nicole Smith naked… but not just naked… Anna Nicole Smith poses nude while pregnant.

It was supposed to be a publicity stunt for internet casino GoldenPalace.com, explains hack Jade Watkins, but only now have the nude pregnant pictures been released. For added spice, Anna Nicole Smith was painted gold in a move Jade Watkins suggests may have been inspired by the James Bond film Goldfinger.

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