Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

In the jeans! Topless Gisele models denim range for Versace
When the marketing team at Versace asked Gisele Bundchen to pose topless in advertising for their new jeans, they knew they wouldn’t have to pay Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail to run the ads.

The red-blooded tabloid was delighted to reproduce the images of Gisele Bundchen topless for the delight of its many banana buffing readers. Hack Sadie Whitelocks took a very close look and found the images Gisele Bundchen topless in Versace jeans most seductive and provocative. As a bonus for the ladies, also featured is male model Ryan Barrett. Gisele Bundchen and Ryan Barrett embrace tightly in one shot and it all becomes a bit too much for Sadie Whitelocks.

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.