Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

And they’re off! Georgia and the Playmates strip off down to their bikinis… And Gareth shows his six-pack
With glamour model Georgia Salpa, Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon and Gareth Thomas, Celebrity Big Brother was all about getting naked and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was keen to get some screen grabs of the celebrity flesh.

Watching so banana buffing readers don’t have to was Nadia Mendoza, who just loves Georgia Salpa’s breasts, which she reckons the model struggled to control after stripping to her bikini. Also down to bikinis were Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon while beefy Gareth Thomas hoped to offer something for the ladies by stripping off too.

Hacker reveals how he accessed Lindsay Lohan’s secret Playboy spread… as the starlet talks about sex inside the magazine
Lindsay Lohan’s appearance in Playboy has been much anticipated in the offices of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, so imagine the squeals of delight when news reached Knightsbridge that a hacker had leaked the nude photos all over the internet.

Top investigative journalist Anita Bennett saw a ‘hacker’ on Fox News who said he had leaked the nude photos of Lindsay Lohan after he ‘found them’ on the internet… so it sounds to us here at Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre like someone else did the leaking. Whatever the case, red-blooded Daily Mail readers who know where to look can see naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy right now or wait for the magazine to hit the shelves for an opportunity to see ‘the troubled starlet in her full glory’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.