Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Pink shows off her husband’s knickers in a sizzling photo shoot
When Pink’s husband Carey Hart launched his new range of designer underwear, his misses was the obvious choice of model… and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail the obvious tabloid in which to get some free publicity.

A series of shots credited to paparazzi agency Splash reveal Pink’s, ‘toned body and an array of tattoos,’ that really do it for Paul Dacre’s organ.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.