Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Peaches Geldof shows off fabulous new range of lingerie (shame about the tattoos)
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has always loved Peaches Geldof and so hack Chris Johnson was delighted when the public relations guys at lingerie firm Ultimo provided an opportunity to study the It Girl’s tatoos.

Back in June Chris Johnson’s colleague, Paul Scott explained how Peaches has made a fortune thanks to the red blooded tabloid’s antics.

Here Chris Johnson invites banana buffing readers to enjoy seven pics of Peaches Geldof in her Christmas lingerie.

It girl turned lingerie model Peaches Geldof Twitters N-Dubz star Dappy to ask for a date
Peaches Geldof once again delivers a good spread in Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail for the team at Miss Ultimo, with Lizzie Smith despatched to find a story to illustrate the photos supplied by the lingerie firm’s PR people.

The closest Lizzie gets to news is the revelation that, ‘Peaches Geldof uses Twitter to arrange her nights out, keep in touch with her friends and communicate with her fans.’

However, the real point of the piece is deliver red blooded Daily Mail readers another chance to catch a glimpse of rebellious Peaches’ highly tattooed flesh. Here they find her in posing in her undies for five good quality pics.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.