Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

It girl turned lingerie model Peaches Geldof Twitters N-Dubz star Dappy to ask for a date
Peaches Geldof once again delivers a good spread in Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail for the team at Miss Ultimo, with Lizzie Smith despatched to find a story to illustrate the photos supplied by the lingerie firm’s PR people.

The closest Lizzie gets to news is the revelation that, ‘Peaches Geldof uses Twitter to arrange her nights out, keep in touch with her friends and communicate with her fans.’

However, the real point of the piece is deliver red blooded Daily Mail readers another chance to catch a glimpse of rebellious Peaches’ highly tattooed flesh. Here they find her in posing in her undies for five good quality pics.

Still not interested in being sexy Peaches? Miss Geldof strips off to model ‘playful’ underwear
Peaches Geldof doesn’t want to look sexy, reports the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith. But she obviously does want the money posing in Miss Ultimo lingerie brings in and Peaches Geldof’s celebrity is such that Lizzie Smith is reduced to writing a little advertorial to accompany the pics.

Lizzie Smith has spent quite some time examining the Peaches’ tattoos, apparently intended to create a grungy rather than sexy look… and bitches that on that score Peaches Geldof in Miss Ultmo fails.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.