Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

She’s no lady in red: Peaches lets her guard down en route to fashion week
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has long obsessed over Peaches Geldof, with her tattoos and wild side she’s their kind of girl. So imagine the excitement when she posed for a back-of-a-cab shot with an overexposed and well tattooed thigh… a near upskirt shot.

The red-blooded tabloid seems a little confused on where it got the photo, writing that Peaches Geldof shared it on Twitter, but also crediting the pic to paparazzi agency Splash. However, when Peaches got out of the car, the dress fell to just above the knee, leaving the Daily Mail suddenly disappointed.

Peaches Geldof shows off fabulous new range of lingerie (shame about the tattoos)
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has always loved Peaches Geldof and so hack Chris Johnson was delighted when the public relations guys at lingerie firm Ultimo provided an opportunity to study the It Girl’s tatoos.

Back in June Chris Johnson’s colleague, Paul Scott explained how Peaches has made a fortune thanks to the red blooded tabloid’s antics.

Here Chris Johnson invites banana buffing readers to enjoy seven pics of Peaches Geldof in her Christmas lingerie.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.