Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Portrait of Peaches: The Geldof girl who poses naked with men but insists ‘I’m not debauched’
Peaches Geldof has once again sent Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail into a frenzy after posing naked in ‘a series of raunchy poses’ and ‘squalid images’ some of which ‘apparently showing her in an orgy’.

Top reporter Sara Nathan was put on the case and has studied the pictures, many of which she downloaded from the internet, and selected the best to be shared with banana buffing Daily Mail readers.

She’s no lady in red: Peaches lets her guard down en route to fashion week
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has long obsessed over Peaches Geldof, with her tattoos and wild side she’s their kind of girl. So imagine the excitement when she posed for a back-of-a-cab shot with an overexposed and well tattooed thigh… a near upskirt shot.

The red-blooded tabloid seems a little confused on where it got the photo, writing that Peaches Geldof shared it on Twitter, but also crediting the pic to paparazzi agency Splash. However, when Peaches got out of the car, the dress fell to just above the knee, leaving the Daily Mail suddenly disappointed.

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