Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Move over, Nigella… Sophie Dahl’s here with an extra helping of sauce
When Sophie Dahl stepped into the role of TV chef, the Daily Mail’s Paul Revoir almost choked as she leant over the hot stove and offered up a classic down top cleavage shot.

Revoir was especially pleased with himself when he managed to capture a perfect freeze frame to share with banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid. But the big question for Paul is: who’s the sexist in the kitchen, Sophie Dahl or Nigella Lawson?

Here at Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre, we reckon there’s only one way to find out… fight!

BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker shocks bosses after posing in gay magazine in skimpy shorts
When BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker appeared on the front cover of Attitude Active, a gay magazine, ‘in a pair of skimpy shorts’, eyebrows were raised at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Reporter Paul Revoir was prompted to conduct a penetrating investigation on behalf of the red-blooded tabloid and points out that the magazine features both gay and straight men. Revoir also discovered that Tomasz Schafernaker’s colleagues were ‘unaware of his impressive physique, which is usually kept well-hidden under his suit.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.