Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘It’s really empowering’: Lara Pulver on how she was more than happy to strip off for racy scenes in Sherlock
‘…how could the BBC think that these scenes were appropriate for a pre- watershed audience?’ ranted Daily Mail puritans Paul Revoir and Adam Sherwin when Lara Pulver appeared nude in BBC1′s Sherlock. But colleague Georgina Littlejohn (daughter of Richard) has presented another view, ensuring the red blooded tabloid’s army of banana buffing readers don’t miss out.

Keen to ensure Daily Mail readers get to see Lara Pulver nude, Littlejohn has posted a number of stills and embedded bootleg video of the offending scene. Georgina had read in the Radio Times that Lara Pulver really was nude and didn’t mind offending 100 viewers, spurred to complain to the BBC by the Daily Mail and now, presumbly, about to complain to Paul Dacre himself.

Meanwhile, Dacre’s picture editor, Paul Silva, gives evidence to Leveson enquiry into media ethics.

Move over, Nigella… Sophie Dahl’s here with an extra helping of sauce
When Sophie Dahl stepped into the role of TV chef, the Daily Mail’s Paul Revoir almost choked as she leant over the hot stove and offered up a classic down top cleavage shot.

Revoir was especially pleased with himself when he managed to capture a perfect freeze frame to share with banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid. But the big question for Paul is: who’s the sexist in the kitchen, Sophie Dahl or Nigella Lawson?

Here at Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre, we reckon there’s only one way to find out… fight!

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