Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Paris Hilton gets patriotic in red, white and blue bikini as life continues to be a beach for the hotel heiress
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured a series of Paris Hilton bikini shots by Coleman-Rayner, ‘the news agency celebrities trust’, including a ‘patriotic’ red, white and blue bikini.

Taken to promote Paris Hilton’s swimwear range, included is a read bikini that brings out ‘her inner Baywatch babe’. Quoting freely from the sales material, the red-blooded reports that Paris Hilton bikinis ‘flatter and enhance your assets and are a great way to show off a little skin!’

Paul Dacre’s team all agree that Paris Hilton is ‘a natural’ bikini wearer who ‘knows how to strike the perfect beach pose’.

Malibu Barbie: Camera-loving Paris Hilton shows off her swimsuit body in yet another photoshoot
Paris Hilton is back to showing off the cameras, claims Paul Dacre’s delighted Daily Mail.

The heiress looks quite statuesque captured in a white swimsuit, by paparazzi agency Splash, which reporter Dominique Hines reckons is ‘inspired by the popular Herve Leger bandage dress’.

These new sultry poses have got the tabloid reminiscening over the socialite’s 2004 sex tape ’1 night in Paris’.

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