Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

They’re banned by Disney. Posh has ditched hers. And today’s young women think they’re naff: How fake boobs went BUST
A Disney casting call that included a ban on breast implants has Sally Brampton of the Daily Mail — a lover of real breasts — all excited.

But lucky banana buffing readers will be delighted by the news that her expose of fake boobs is well illustrated with saucy pics of Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, Pamela Anderson and Chantelle Houghton, whose life was taken over by her implants, according to the red-blooded tabloid.

Pamela Anderson stars in catwalk show… but why isn’t she wearing any clothes?
Pamela Anderson prefers being naked to wearing clothes, reckons Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which is not surprised to find her strutting the catwalk in a state of undress.

Wrapped in no more than a sheer shawl, the Baywatch star was more or less naked and that’s how the red blooded tabloid loves her. Anderson’s lack of modesty enabled the Mail to obtain photos of her nipples and bum, but the hacks were disappointed by loose skin on her back.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.