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‘We said we would do it!’: McFly pose naked on Twitter as they honour bet on Harry Judd’s Strictly win
Pop band McFly have stripped naked and posted pictures to Twitter in a move that has sent Emily Sheridan of the Daily Mail wild.

The McFly boys (minus Harry Judd) posed nude for a bet after band member Harry Judd won Strictly Come Dancing. Tom Fletcher, Dougie Poynter and Danny Jones had promised to strip in the event Harry Judd won to encourage fans to vote and Emily Sheridan had been eagerly monitoring their Twitter feeds in the hope seeing some boy band flesh to share with banana buffing Daily Mail readers. Earlier this month Emily Judd’s colleague, Andrea Magraph was taken aback with how well Harry Judd fills his briefs.

Hacker reveals how he accessed Lindsay Lohan’s secret Playboy spread… as the starlet talks about sex inside the magazine
Lindsay Lohan’s appearance in Playboy has been much anticipated in the offices of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, so imagine the squeals of delight when news reached Knightsbridge that a hacker had leaked the nude photos all over the internet.

Top investigative journalist Anita Bennett saw a ‘hacker’ on Fox News who said he had leaked the nude photos of Lindsay Lohan after he ‘found them’ on the internet… so it sounds to us here at Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre like someone else did the leaking. Whatever the case, red-blooded Daily Mail readers who know where to look can see naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy right now or wait for the magazine to hit the shelves for an opportunity to see ‘the troubled starlet in her full glory’.

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