Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

What a bare rabbit! Olivia Munn strips off completely nude for a new PETA campaign against fur
‘She recently stripped off for her upcoming movie The Babymakers to film some steamy scenes,’ reports an over excited Jade Watkins for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail. ‘And once again actress Olivia Munn is baring all.’

Olivia Munn, plays one half of a couple desperate to get pregnant, but he has a low sperm count. The day may be saved when he reveals — with hilarious results — that he was once a sperm donor and the clinic may have a healthy sample they can reclaim.

Olivia Munn, ‘might have sex on the brain thanks to her latest role, she is certainly not shy about talking about fornication,’ goes on Jade Watkins as she secures a series of Olivia Munn nude shots for banana buffing readers to enjoy. Jade Watkins has been reading men’s magazine FHM in which Olivia Munn divulges that she is not an expert on sex.

‘It’s really empowering’: Lara Pulver on how she was more than happy to strip off for racy scenes in Sherlock
‘…how could the BBC think that these scenes were appropriate for a pre- watershed audience?’ ranted Daily Mail puritans Paul Revoir and Adam Sherwin when Lara Pulver appeared nude in BBC1′s Sherlock. But colleague Georgina Littlejohn (daughter of Richard) has presented another view, ensuring the red blooded tabloid’s army of banana buffing readers don’t miss out.

Keen to ensure Daily Mail readers get to see Lara Pulver nude, Littlejohn has posted a number of stills and embedded bootleg video of the offending scene. Georgina had read in the Radio Times that Lara Pulver really was nude and didn’t mind offending 100 viewers, spurred to complain to the BBC by the Daily Mail and now, presumbly, about to complain to Paul Dacre himself.

Meanwhile, Dacre’s picture editor, Paul Silva, gives evidence to Leveson enquiry into media ethics.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.