Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Amy Childs has the wrong idea about a sports strip and poses in a T-shirt and nothing else
Amy Childs has posed naked for Sport Relief, save for a T-shirt reports an excited J J Anisiobi at Paul Dacre’s red-blooded Daily Mail.

Banana buffing readers are invited to check out Amy Childs naked in a series of saucy pics on the tabloid’s website.

‘It looks as though the star of It’s All About Amy misread the memo when she was told to pose in sports strip,’ salivates J J Anisiobi over nude Amy Childs. Best of all enjoying pics of Amy Childs naked will, ‘help to transform lives and ease the struggle of poverty in poor countries.’

So that’s what Katie Price saw in him! Leandro Penna flaunts his physique as he signs up with London model agency
When Landro Penna, the Argentina model romantically linked to Katie Price, wanted to give his career a boost he turned to paparazzi agency Splash who rushed some nude shots over to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Red-blooded hack Alanah Eriksen almost slipped off her seat when the nude Landro Penna’s pictures arrived and is now convinced a lucrative career beckons. Daily Mail readers are treated to a couple of good size pictures of Landro Penna naked, including one is which ‘he is completely naked, sprawled on the ground with one leg pulled up to protect his modesty’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.