Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Her fans will be bowled over: First images of Kelly Brook’s Playboy photo shoot released
Kelly Brook has posed for Playboy in what Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail calls ‘a sultry shoot’ that is bound to drive the tabloid’s red-blooded readers wild.

‘My boobs are real, and they even hang a little,’ Kelly Brook told the men’s magazine. The Daily Mail has been looking into Kelly’s Playboy adventure, reading all about it in the News of the World and on website Fox 411. Banana buffing readers should also look out for Kelly Brook naked on billboards for Reebok. Looks like Paul Dacre’s team will have to take a lie down.

Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva get liberated for ‘tasteful’ nude photoshoot
Former Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton has teamed up with former Emmerdale star Adele Silva to go naked for Closer magazine, a favourite read of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail

The red-blooded tabloid’s Sarah Bull was delighted when the magazine’s public relations team shared a couple of nude pics of the girls, who’s bodies she envies. Both Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva reckon they were nervous about doing a nude photoshoot. Adele is working as shop assistant in LA, just killing time while she waits for her career to take off again.

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