Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The truth about Berlusconi and his phone calls to my ‘little anchovy’: Former boyfriend of lingerie model speaks out
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has obtained the truth behind Silvio Berlusconi’s relationship with teenage lingerie model Noemi Letizia from her boyfriend.

But better news for the tabloid’s army of banana buffers: check the ‘little anchovy’ out for yourselves.

If the pics alone don’t work for you, read how the 72 year-old Berlusconi asked Letizia to think of him as her grandpa.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.