Posts Tagged ‘Nipples’

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley topless

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows Olivier Martinez what he’s missing in yet another scantily clad shoot
Regular banana buffers will know that Paul Dacre’s organ gets particularly excited whenever Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appears in a fashion shoot, so imagine the red-blooded tabloid’s excitement when the model appeared properly topless.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s exposed nipples appear in the last of five photos shared with banana buffing readers by the Thomas Wylde public relations team.

‘…the 22-year-old is pictured topless, posing in nothing more than a pair of knickers and some jewellery,’ exclaims the Daily Mail.

Britney Spears sags without bra

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Get a bra, Britney! Ms Spears shows too much front in unsuitable white top
Pictures obtained by Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail from paparazzi agency Big Pictures reveal that Britney Spears breasts tend to sag without a bra.

To make matters worse the red blooded tabloid reports that, ‘cold weather, combined with a thin cotton white top, showed her curves.’

Some Daily Mail readers were led to comment disappointedly that Britney Spears’ nipples appear to point in the wrong direction.

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