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Nicole Kidman reveals her love life has been kinky as she opens up about ‘strange sexual fetish’ encounters
The Daily Mail’s Jo Clements has been reading men’s magazines and discovered in GQ that Nicole Kidman likes ‘kinky sex’ and has a ‘strange sexual fetish’.

Naturally the PR team at GQ were more than happy to let Jo Clements quote extensively from their interview and reproduce the magazine cover which shows Nicole Kidman in a dominate pose.

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