Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Not your Lucky Day? Girls Aloud star Nicola Roberts appears to have forgotten her trousers in video for catchy new solo single
Imagine Daily Mail hack Jody Thompson’s delight when she saw Nicola Roberts new video; she wears a skirt so short Jody Thompson could see right up it… and nothing gets Paul Dacre’s organ more excited than a series of upskirt shots.

‘The slender star is seen in a very short brightly-coloured sleveless floral swing top that keeps giving flashes of her leopard print briefs,’ salivated Jody Thompson at the sight of an upskirt shot if Nicola Roberts’ briefs. Naturally, the red blooded tabloid has plenty of screen grabs for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

And its not the first time Paul Dacre’s red blooded tabloid has scooped up upskirt shots of the Girls Aloud redhead.

London Fashion Week: Nicola Roberts wows with a daring thigh-skimming skirt at Vivienne Westwood catwalk show
When Girls Aloud’s Nicola Roberts turned up for Vivienne Westwood’s Red Label catwalk show at London Fashion Week, the Daily Mail office whooped with delight: paparazzi Xposure Photos had secured an upskirt shot of the redhead from Girls Aloud. That’s right Nicola Roberts’ skirt revealed a little more than it should have.

The ‘thigh skimming skirt’ certainly made red-blooded hack Marcus Barnes’ heart pump a little faster. He reckons she outshone all the other celebrities attending the do, ‘including Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Pixie Lott, Jo Wood, Tracey Emin and Janet Jackson.’

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