Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Newlywed Kate Moss shows no sign of toning things down as she goes topless for Pirelli calendar
Daily Mail hack Nick Pisa sounds gutted that Kate Moss is married (although one doubts her ever had a chance), but he is delighted that Kate Moss has posed topless for the 2012 Pirelli calender (which one suspects is a favourite in Paul Dacre’s office.

Pictures of topless Kate Moss were given to Italian Vanity Fair, which has shared them with Paul Dacre’s organ.

‘The idea for the 2012 calendar was to underline natural female beauty,’ sighs Nick Pisa as he contemplate the topless Kate Moss. ‘Kate is seen with just a tiny pair of knickers protecting her modesty in one of the shots.’

Julianne Moore unveiled as face of new Pirelli calendar… but leaves nudity to the younger models (and the first man)
Julianne Moore has appeared amongst the nudes as a Pirelli calendar girl, to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, whose Nick Pisa has been charged with reviewing the Pirelli calendar for banana buffing readers.

Nick Pisa reckons Julianne Moore is a (more…)

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