Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kate Silverton ditches her usual demure style for cleavage flashing dress
Kate Silverton’s New Year’s Eve outfit was so revealing fellow BBC presenter Nick Knowles struggled to keep his eyes off her cleavage, claims the Daily Mail.

Kate pulled out all the stops with ‘a long dusky pink satin gown, which with its low-cut front displayed her ample assets to their full advantage’. But this was not the first time Miss Silverton’s choice of outfit had upset Daily Mail reading viewers. In 2006 ‘an eye-watering green and yellow psychedelic blouse’ created all the wrong headlines.

Newscaster Emily Maitlis offends BBC viewers with flash of leg
Back to August 2007, Emily Maitlis upsets Daily Mail readers by showing ‘too much leg,’ sparking the newspaper’s imagined ‘thighwatch’ war.

Shortly after this incident Fiona Bruce raised the hemline on Crimewatch with a ‘dress – teamed with high heels and flawless make-up – [that] served only to distract some viewers from all thoughts of crime-solving’.

Maitlis failed to learn her lesson, reported the Mail the following December, when she ‘dared to bare AGAIN,’ choosing to present the news in a ‘racy low-cut top’.

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