Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Now that IS a news flash: Moment Kirsty Wark revealed a lot of thigh on Newsnight
Paul Dacre’s team have been feeling restless of late: Newsnight anchor Kirsty Wark hasn’t revealed her legs since the summer, they complain. So imagine the red-blooded hacks’ delight when she ‘wore a dress slashed up to her thigh.’

Comments the tabloid: ‘Fortunately, she had tights underneath the racy number, but it was still very close to her rear and possibly a little unsuitable for a serious news programme.’

Now banana buffing readers are able to judge for themselves as the team has published a series of screen shots for their delight.

The thigh’s the limit for Natasha Kaplinsky as she reveals a little more than intended
The boys from WENN delighted Paul Dacre’s team when they managed to capture Daily Mail gold: an upskirt shot of newsreader Natasha Kaplinsky.

Attractive newsreaders have always made it difficult for Daily Mail readers to follow the news and many will have been delighted that their favourite tabloid has secured an upskirt shot of Natasha Kaplinsky.

A breathless Daily Mail reporter explains that Kaplinsky suffered a wardrobe malfunction as she dashed for her car, with her dress parting and rising up for a moment. Capturing a hint of her underwear is a fascinating demonstration of the paparazzo’s skill and quick thinking.

As a bonus Paul Dacre’s team has republished an upskirt of Liz Hurley from 1998.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.