Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Newsnight’s Kirsty Wark upsets BBC viewers with her revealing short skirt
The Daily Mail’s upskirt shots of Kirsty Wark have proved particularly popular with banana buffers, so here’s a trip to the tabloid’s archives and the day Kirsty Wark flashed her legs in a short black dress on Newsnight Review.

Red-blooded tabloid hack Graham Smith stayed up late on a Friday night to get the screen grabs for Paul Dacre’s organ and proceeded to enter a fantasy world in which the BBC was flooded with complaints from viewers upset at the sight of 50-something mother of two, Kirsty Wark, wearing a short dress that revealed her legs.

Now that IS a news flash: Moment Kirsty Wark revealed a lot of thigh on Newsnight
Paul Dacre’s team have been feeling restless of late: Newsnight anchor Kirsty Wark hasn’t revealed her legs since the summer, they complain. So imagine the red-blooded hacks’ delight when she ‘wore a dress slashed up to her thigh.’

Comments the tabloid: ‘Fortunately, she had tights underneath the racy number, but it was still very close to her rear and possibly a little unsuitable for a serious news programme.’

Now banana buffing readers are able to judge for themselves as the team has published a series of screen shots for their delight.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.