Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Sleeping with the enemy: How ‘horizontal collaborators’ in Paris brothels enjoyed a golden age entertaining Hitler’s troops
For most French 1940-45 was a period of ‘crushing humiliation,’ but for others they were the ‘erotic years,’ reports the Daily Mail’s Peter Allen. It was a period of ‘horizontal collaboration’ during which the brothels of Paris flourished.

‘Most girls were so enamoured with the Aryan invaders that they went to great lengths to make them feel at home,’ the tabloid explains, perhaps recalling it’s own support for Hitler in the run-up to the Second World War.

The women, claims Paul Dacre’s organ, preferred Nazi occupiers to their own countrymen. The image of a high class brothel invites Daily Mail readers to contemplate what might have been.

Kate Winslet lays bare the truth about her figure as she goes nude for role which could win her an Oscar
Kate Winslet may claim it’s art, but the Daily Mail reckons that she only went nude for her role in The Reader to prove to the world that she’s as slim as recent publicity photos make out. A recent semi-nude photo shoot for Vanity Fair was airbrushed, claims the Mail, and other hot pics have gone through a similar process.

In The Reader Kate Winslet plays a Nazi war criminal who has an affair with a fifteen year old boy. Phwarrh!

Daily Mail readers are invited to contemplate a series of shots of Ms Winslet including a full rear view, and a bathing shot with nipples visible just below the water line.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.