Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rihanna comes out of hiding after ‘assault’… but she can’t raise a smile
Pop star Rihanna may be recovering after she was allegedly assaulted by Chris Brown, but that doesn’t stop National Photo Group stalking her on a Mexican beach for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Reports the tabloid; ‘the bikini-clad star has now been spotted looking sad and depressed, her hair covering her face.’

Nevertheless, the image of the 21 year-old in a skimpy white bikini is bound to brighten the days of Daily Mail readers who like the damaged look.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.