Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Natasha Henstridge is out of this world in the surf as she parades her trimmed-down bikini body
Strutting her stuff in a brown bikini, Natasha Henstridge quickly sends Daily Mail hack Donna McConnell weak at the knees.

Like her colleagues, Donna likes a woman with some meat on her and is quick to praise Henstridge’s ‘hourglass figure,’ which is, ‘a clear departure from the rail thin bodies often displayed by the Hollywood A-list.’

Naturally Donna ensures that pictures from Rex Features are reproduced nice and big for the enjoyment of readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.