Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Natalie Imbruglia shows off her slim figure as she soaks up the sun in Morocco
Spotting Natalie Imbruglia on a Moroccan beech, paparazzi agency Big Pictures extended their long lenses to the max but just missed out on a nipple shot… nevertheless the resulting bikini shots are gold dust to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Natalie Imbruglia turns out to be quiet the tease, reckons the red blooded tabloid, as she daringly, ‘ensured her tan would be all over by peeling off her straps,’ and ‘showed off her figure in a vibrant orange bikini as she sunbathed.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.