Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller strips off for a new Marc Jacobs cancer awareness campaign
Marisa Miller looks so good naked in a cancer awareness ad, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail had to publish it twice.

‘There’s nothing like an eye catching campaign to highlight a worthy cause,’ exclaims the red-blooded tabloid, as it goes on to remind banana buffing readers that Marisa Miller is not the first to go naked for the Protect the Skin You’re In campaign. Alongside naked Marisa Miller are naked Heidi Klum, naked Helena Christensen, naked Dita Von Teese, naked Naomi Campbell and naked Victoria Beckham.

Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone strip off for LOVE magazine cover
Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone have stripped for Love magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured the right to share some of the best pics with banana buffing readers.

The models ‘proved they look just as good without a stitch on,’ salivated the tabloid. Paul Dacre’s organ was first excited by Love magazine when it featured a naked Beth Ditto on its cover.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.