Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

And she’s on a diet? Girls Aloud’s Nadine Coyle unveils trim figure in LA pool
There’s a strong suspicion among banana buffers that Daily Mail hack Lizzie Smith is a little on the large size… she certainly likes to bitch at celebrities who look good in a bikini, ever so quick to imply an eating disorder.

Here Lizzie has a pop at a slim, but not certainly not thin, Nadine Coyle as she frolics poolside with Lady Victoria Hervey. The images were captured for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail by paparazzi agency Big Pictures. Perhaps Dacre should ask Lizzie Smith to report on some proper news, ogling semi-naked celebrities all day can’t be good for her.

We’re no longer the Girls next door: Cheryl and co squeeze into skimpy rubber outfits
Girls Aloud — Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts — have stripped ‘down for the group’s raciest shoot yet,’ exclaims the Daily Mail which has secured large pics of each band member for readers’ delight. And all may be clicked to enlarge!

The tabloid’s Simon Cable reckons it’s all ‘a far cry from the girl-next-door image that they cultivated when they formed in 2002′. Phwooah!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.