Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

This is not just a cleavage… It’s an M&S cleavage: Identity of traffic-stopping billboard bra model revealed
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is not well known for its investigative reporting, so reporter Deborah Arthurs was well pleased to have solved the great Marks and Spencer cleavage mystery… although the suspicion is that the answer came by way of a press release.

Nevertheless, banana buffers will be pleased to learn that they are admiring the cleavage of Natalie Suliman and delighted to see that Deborah has obtained some shots of the 23 year-old in her bikini for them to admire.

You’ve made a huge boob, M&S! Charging £2 extra for bigger bras is discrimination says ULRIKA JONSSON
A Daily Mail campaign against Marks & Spencer’s alleged £2 surcharge on larger bras gathers pace with Ulrika Jonsson accusing M&S of making a big boob.

Paul Dacre’s tabloid has concluded a major investigation into the issue delighting readers with a gallery of larger bras from rival retailers. It’s one in the eye for M&S and plenty for banana buffers to go at.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.