Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The new nip and tuck: Nipple surgery soars as women keen for Posh’s pert appearance go under the knife
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail continues its investigation into Victoria Beckham’s nipples, with the news that women are so desperate to have nipples like the former Posh Spice, they are increasingly shelling out for cosmetic surgery.

Initially the tabloid sent two of its best investigative reporters — Donna McConnell and Simon Cable — to watch Victoria Beckham’s nipples for a day. They concluded she was wearing nipple enhancers. Now Morwennia Ferrier has taken a closer look and reckons a surgeon has been at work.

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