Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley unveiled as new face and body of Monsoon lingerie
Few models are as popular with Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid as Rosie Huntington-Whitely, so when she became the face and — more importantly — body of Monsoon lingerie, the Daily Mail was delighted to hand out some free publicity in return for being able to share some pics with banana buffing readers.

Having closely followed her career at Victoria’s Secret, Paul Dacre’s organ is very excited to see her taking on some work ‘closer to home’.

Everything’s coming up Rosie for shapely Miss Huntington-Whiteley… Monsoon’s lingerie model for spring
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley certainly arouses something in Paul Dacre’s organ, which has followed the model’s career from Agent Provocateur to Victoria’s Secret and now to the UK High Street, with Monsoon.

As usual the ’22-year-old Devonshire beauty flaunts her stunning figure,’ in lingerie, although banana buffers may be disappointed to learn that Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s most recent work is not as raunchy as fans may be used to.

‘Rosie looks more girlie and innocent as she poses in pastels and florals from the ultra-feminine new range. In the earthy shots, Rosie pulls a series of wistful and alluring poses against the backdrop of a romantic bedroom,’ explains the red-blooded tabloid.

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