Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Miranda Kerr strips off for her sexiest photo shoot yet
Barely a day goes by without Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr featuring in the Daily Mail in no more than her undies or a bikini. So imagine how excited Paul Dacre’s organ got when GQ secured a nude photoshoot. That’s right Miranda Kerr naked in GQ!

Naturally, GQ’s public relations people were more than happy to help the red-blooded tabloid out, in return for a little free publicity to help the magazine’s sales.

Banana buffing readers get three good sized nude pics of Miranda Kerr, plus one of her in a surprisingly revealing denim jacket, but will have to splash out on the magazine if they want more.

Orlando’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr captured in full Bloom on  beachwear shoot
When Miranda Kerr turns up for work, so do the paparazzi because Miranda Kerr — Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend — models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret.

Paparazzi from Splash captured Miranda Kerr hard at work on a beach somewhere, coming back with some big bikini pics for Paul Dacre’s team to salivate over. No doubt the public relations team at Victoria’s Secret will soon let the red-blooded tabloid reproduce some of the official photos too for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.