Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

With a body like that, why wouldn’t you? Miranda Kerr bares all in new nude shoot
When it came out that Miranda Kerr had done a nude photoshoot for Industrie Magazine, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail immediately sent hack Andrea Magraph down the shops to pick up a copy.

And the red-blooded tabloid was not disappointed, with Andrea Magraph quickly concluding that a naked Miranda Kerr makes for a ‘yummy mummy’.

‘The black and white pictures, shot in Paris, show the mother-of-one’s slender frame,’ Andrea Magraph salivated. ‘Looking at these pictures you would never know the 28-year-old is mother to an 11-month-old baby, her trim legs and washboard stomach on full display.’

Miranda Kerr strips off for her sexiest photo shoot yet
Barely a day goes by without Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr featuring in the Daily Mail in no more than her undies or a bikini. So imagine how excited Paul Dacre’s organ got when GQ secured a nude photoshoot. That’s right Miranda Kerr naked in GQ!

Naturally, GQ’s public relations people were more than happy to help the red-blooded tabloid out, in return for a little free publicity to help the magazine’s sales.

Banana buffing readers get three good sized nude pics of Miranda Kerr, plus one of her in a surprisingly revealing denim jacket, but will have to splash out on the magazine if they want more.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.