Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

First look: Miley Cyrus strips down to red bra and tiny shorts for her new film So Undercover
From as soon as it was legal, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been encouraging banana buffers to take their pleasure over Myley Cyrus, now 18.

So imagine the red blooded tabloid’s delight when Myley Cyrus stripped down to her underwear for a new film, So Undercover, and the producers offered Paul Dacre’s team some choice pics to share.

‘The new images show Miley Cyrus wearing a variety of brightly coloured outfits, including a bright fuchsia pink top and shorts with matching accessories,’ salivates the Daily Mail.

Birthday girl Miley Cyrus caught in a very public clinch with new boyfriend Avan Jogia
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team were practically counting down the days to Myley Cyrus’s sixteenth birthday; she may be eighteen now, but to this red blooded tabloid she will always be ‘barely legal’.

‘The former Disney star [Myley Cyrus] was caught sprawled over the bar of Hollywood club Trousdale at 2am yesterday, with her new boyfriend pressed on top of her, seemingly kissing or biting her neck,’ reports Paul Dacre’s team which has series of ‘barely legal’ pics of Myley Cyrus to share with banana buffing readers courtesy of paparazzi agency Splash.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.