Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Pictured: Miley Cyrus poses provocatively with X-rated birthday cake at boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s party
Long time favoiurite of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, Miley Cyrus, has been pictures easting a penis cake at a party. And the red-blooded tabloid is delighted to have pictures of Miley Cyrus eating penis cake to share with banana buffing readers.

Eating penis cake is quite a departure for the formerly squeaking clean Miley Cyrus, reckons hack Eleanor Gower, who reports that Miley Cyrus eats penis cake in a particularly provocative manner. Eleanor Gower found a picture of Miley Cyrus approaching the penis cake with a cake knife particularly exciting.

‘These babies are all mine!’: Buxom Miley Cyrus denies boob job rumours
Nineteen year-old Miley Cyrus is facing increasing pressure following allegations that she has had a boob job, with Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail publishing a series of shots of the singer to help red-blooded readers make up their own minds.

‘Her breasts are very nice and round,’ an boob job expert told the tabloid. But Miley Cyrus hit back at accusations she has had a boob job tweeting, ‘these babies are all mine I wish they’d realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!’

Paparazzi from Splash have been busy tracking Miley Cyrus down, and will no doubt continue to do so, until Paul Dacre’s team have had enough of the star and her breasts.

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