Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The thighs have it: Fuller legs are in fashion – fact!
Thunder thighs are in this summer, reckons Daily Mail fashionista Mimi Spencer who claims that as the obesity crisis takes hold, ‘chunky is definitely funky’.

According to Mimi Spencer, looking at fat thighs has a similar effect on men to getting drunk. Good thighs are to be found on celebrities like Beyonce, Lily Allen, Katy Brand and Michelle Obama.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.