Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva get liberated for ‘tasteful’ nude photoshoot
Former Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton has teamed up with former Emmerdale star Adele Silva to go naked for Closer magazine, a favourite read of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail

The red-blooded tabloid’s Sarah Bull was delighted when the magazine’s public relations team shared a couple of nude pics of the girls, who’s bodies she envies. Both Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva reckon they were nervous about doing a nude photoshoot. Adele is working as shop assistant in LA, just killing time while she waits for her career to take off again.

‘I’m more confident than ever’: Michelle Heaton flaunts her marathon runner’s body in Miami
Former pop star Michelle Heaton is beginning a new career as a fitness instructor, reports Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, so when paparazzi from Xposure Photos captured her in a lilac bikini the red blooded tabloid was keen to get hold of the pics.

Now banana buffing readers can enjoy a series of her toned body. It seems Dacre’s team were unable to get hold of Michelle Heaton for an interview, so they lifted some quotes from an article in OK magazine.

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