Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Another day, another bikini: Mena Suvari shows off her toned body in second sexy swimsuit on holiday
Mena Suvari has delighted Paul Dacre’s team at the Daily Mail by revealing that has taken more than one bikini on her Mexican holiday.

Evidence of her excess was captured by Matrix Photos, the same paparazzi agency who recently exposed her chest tatoo.

Lucky for some: Mena Suvari shows off new ’13′ chest tattoo to match her boyfriend’s
‘It’s been ten years since Mena Suvari caused a stir as the teenage cheerleader in American Beauty – but she is clearly still turning heads,’ gushes Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail as the team ogles pictures from paparazzi agency Matrix Photos.

But what’s particularly drawn the red blooded tabloid’s interest is the Mena’s chest tattoo, revealed during a ‘gruelling sunbathing session’. The pics reveal the star’s ‘enviable figure’ from a variety of angles and should keep readers occupied for some time.

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