Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Melinda Messenger proves she is fabulous at 38 with sexy new lingerie shots
Melinda Messenger looks great at 38, following Sarah Harding to model Ultimo lingerie.

Naturally the Daily Mail is delighted to brighten its pages with a series of promotional shots in which; ‘The mother-of-three effortlessly models a series of designs, including various shades of pink and a sexy leopard-print set.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.