Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Mel B turns Vegas showgirl as she poses in sexy Ultimo underwear for the last time
The Daily Mail’s Chris Johnson is once again writing copy for Ultimo latest promotions, this time featuring Mel B in Vegas show girl style for the lingerie brand.

The former Spice Girl is modelling Ultimo’s Autumn Winter 2009 collection and when the public relations people sent some sexy photos over to Paul Dacre’s team, ace reporter Chris Johnson was assigned to write the commentary.

Mel B celebrates her birthday with a Vegas pool party… and yet another barely there bikini
Apparently unconcerned at turning 34, Mel B got the blood pumping at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail when paparazzi agency Splash turned up with some shots of her poolside Vegas birthday party.

Paul Dacre’s team particularly praised the ex-Spice Girl’s ‘killer curves’ and ‘enviable rear’. When she ‘busted some moves’ the tabloid hacks didn’t know where to put themselves and were in clear need of a cold shower.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.