Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Is there a Baby Spice in there? Mel B’s adorable daughter Angel gets to grips with her mother’s pregnancy curves
When paparazzi from Flynet caught Mel B’s daughter Angel and husband Stephen Belafonte groping her ‘pregancy curves’ the resulting shots left Daily Mail hack Sarah Bull more than a little hot under to collar.

‘Belafonte struggled to keep his hands off his stunning wife, who displayed her figure in a tiny white bikini,’ salivates Sarah Bull. The red blooded tabloid hack has read in Hello! magazine that Mel B and family are ‘really excited’ about the new baby.

Mel B turns Vegas showgirl as she poses in sexy Ultimo underwear for the last time
The Daily Mail’s Chris Johnson is once again writing copy for Ultimo latest promotions, this time featuring Mel B in Vegas show girl style for the lingerie brand.

The former Spice Girl is modelling Ultimo’s Autumn Winter 2009 collection and when the public relations people sent some sexy photos over to Paul Dacre’s team, ace reporter Chris Johnson was assigned to write the commentary.

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