Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

She’s got her curves back! Megan Fox shows off a healthier figure on the set of new film
Less than six months ago Megan Fox’s tits had shrunk much to the disgust of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, whoich blamed a healthy diet and exercise for making Megan Fox too skinny.

But now Megan Fox has got her tits back, according to the red blooded tabloid which has been closely examining pictures supplied by paparazzi at Xposure Photos.

‘Megan’s newly curvaceous appearance is a step in the right direction,’ salivated Paul Dacre’s organ excitedly. Banana buffing readers are invited to compare then and now pictures of Megan Fox modelling lingerie and wearing a bikini and decide for themselves whether her breasts are better bigger.

Megan Fox the topless angel spreads her wings in risqué nude scene
Megan Fox has appeared nude in her new film, Passion Play, and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has snapped up topless pictures of the star to share with banana buffing readers.

‘Cheeky scene: Fox’s toned physique is the highlight of the movie,’ salivates the red-blooded tabloid as it admires the nude Megan Fox. The topless Megan Fox shots have been supplied by the film’s PR people in exchange for some free publicity. We’re sure banana buffing Daily Mail readers will be turning up in their flasher macs to see Megan Fox nude in Passion Play.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.