Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Bravissimo! Underwear store joins size zero row with quest for ‘real women’ to star in new campaign
When the public relations people at Bravissimo spun the line that they were entering the Daily Mail’s size zero debate by putting big girls in big bras, the red-blooded tabloid could not have been more delighted… especially as they supplied big colourful pics for banana buffing readers to enjoy plus a video.

Hack Maysa Rawi was brought in to annotate the images and reports; ‘Shot in a series of kitch poses sporting the brand’s underwear, the attractive women had no previous modelling experience.’

H&M unveils racy new lingerie range in dazzling catwalk show starring Lily Cole
The latest high street chain to secure some free publicity from Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is cut price fashion chain H&M, which has secured the services of Lily Cole to push its new lingerie by designer Sonia Rykiel.

The Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi got to annotate pics of Lily Cole in her underwear for the red blooded tabloid and gave the new range a big thumbs up. She was particularly pleased to note that; ‘The lingerie falls in line with the current trend for fifties-style underwear.’

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