Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

‘A boob job after breast feeding, why not?’ Gwyneth Paltrow admits she is open to cosmetic surgery
When top Daily Mail news hound Maysa Rawi read in German OK! that Gwyneth Paltrow would consider having a boob job she got straight onto paparazzi at CPX to secure some recent bikini shots of the star so she could size up the issue.

Banana buffing readers of the red blooded tabloid are invited to compare Gwyneth Paltrow’s boobs as they are post-breast feeding with how they looked in 2002. And many readers of Paul Dacre’s tabloid have welcomed the opportunity to check out Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts and share their views on her suitability for surgery. And the readers have some interesting ideas on how to enhance Gwyneth Paltrow’s boobs.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.