Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

How does Ulrika’s new ‘teenage’ body make real women feel – envy or just despair?
The Daily Mail’s Maureen Rice can’t stop staring at Ulrika Jonsson’s new ‘teenage body’ and doesn’t know whether to feel envy or despair.

Such a dilemma is a great excuse to republish several images of Ulrika, of a type most likely to please editor Paul Dacre and red blooded readers. We’re talking bikinis, low cut tops and tops that reveal how ‘top heavy’ she was.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.