Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Blake Lively soaks up the Miami heat on a getaway with Gossip Girl co-stars
When Gossip Girl Blake Lively appeared on holiday ‘wearing a string bikini which highlighted her toned, athletic figure,’ she had no trouble arousing the long lenses of paparazzi agency Matrix Photos and the Daily Mail’s Sarah Bull.

Things got quite steamy when Blake Lively’s boyfriend and co-star, Penn Badgley, appeared in just his swimming trunks. On screen the pair are in relationships with different characters, prompting Paul Dacre’s organ to wonder how Penn Badgley feels when Blake Lively cops off with other men.

Jennifer Aniston’s romance with Gerard Butler heats up as she jets off on birthday holiday with the actor and her closest friends
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have aroused the long lenses of paparazzi from Splash and Matrix Photos by stripping off to swimwear while on holiday… and Paul Dacre’s excited organ has secured some of the best pics.

And when ‘Jennifer’s close friends’ Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow joined the couple red-blooded tabloid hacks become frenzied.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.