Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

WAG Lizzie Cundy shows off her bikini body in sexy swimwear as she makes the most of her time in South Africa
The World Cup is about so much more than football for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail. It’s a great time to capture WAGs enjoying the South African sun.

Paparazzo Mark Large has captured GMTV presenter Lizzie Cundy, who tabloid hack Sarah Bull reckons is best know for being married to a former Spurs player, testing out a couple of bikinis in Sun City.

‘Instead of just sunning herself and experiencing the local sights, Lizzie is also furthering her career by being interviewed on GMTV as a World Cup WAG expert,’ writes a jealous Sarah Bull. ‘The 38-year-old made sure she was looking her best at all times, and even changed into a metallic cutaway swimsuit after her bikini got a bit too wet.’

Look what you’re missing: Toni Terry enjoys sun on Dubai beach as she escapes furore over husband’s sex scandal
The John Terry sex scandal is such a big story that when paparazzi Mark Large got some Peeping Tom style pics of the footballers wife, Toni Terry, stripped down to a bikini on the beach it took three Daily Mail Hacks — Christian Gysin, Emily Andrews and Dan Newling — to write up the story.

And then they they had to pad things out by lifting quotes from the Daily Mirror.

The WAG was spotted in Dubai’s largest shopping malls munching on McDonald’s and enjoying fairground rides, but banana buffing readers are spared that, offered instead a host of bikini shots.

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