Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller strips off for a new Marc Jacobs cancer awareness campaign
Marisa Miller looks so good naked in a cancer awareness ad, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail had to publish it twice.

‘There’s nothing like an eye catching campaign to highlight a worthy cause,’ exclaims the red-blooded tabloid, as it goes on to remind banana buffing readers that Marisa Miller is not the first to go naked for the Protect the Skin You’re In campaign. Alongside naked Marisa Miller are naked Heidi Klum, naked Helena Christensen, naked Dita Von Teese, naked Naomi Campbell and naked Victoria Beckham.

Guitar Hero ad starring FHM’s Sexiest Woman Marisa Miller branded too hot for TV
Marisa Miller — recently named world’s sexiest woman by FHM — is too sexy to advertise Guitar Hero on US TV, but certainly not too sexy to share with red-blooded readers of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Spoofing a scene from Risky Business, featuring Tom Cruise, Marisa Miller ’shows off her guitar skills and her body’. Naturally, the tabloid is more than happy to satisfy readers with some choice screen shots.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.