Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

A new glamour queen for SW19: Blonde from Buenos Aires puts Maria Sharapova in the shade
Once again Paul Dacre’s troops have found watching the Wimbledon tennis a little too taxing, reporters Emily Andrews and Colin Fernandez are far too busy checking out the ladies.

And they reckon: ‘Blonde Argentinian Gisela Dulko… won the hearts of the Centre Court crowd – particularly the men – who cheered and clapped her throughout.’

Naturally it didn’t take the cream of the Daily Mail crop very long to find Miss ‘Not just a pretty forehand’ Dulko striking a sultry pose for a glamour shoot.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.