Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is set to thrill fans in the Victoria’s Secret catwalk show
British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has thrilled the Daily Mail’s Marcus Barnes with her appearance on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk. And luckily for Marcus the lingerie firm’s PR people were than happy to let him have some saucy pics to share with readers.

Marcus Barnes has been following the career of the ‘Victoria’s Secret angel’ for sometime, charting her recovery from a drugs scandal to winning Model Of The Year in the 2009 Elle Style Awards.

Nicola Roberts switches from demure to daring at Fashion Week in a see-through top
When Girls Aloud redhead Nicola Roberts turned up at London Fashion Week in a see-through top, the Daily Mail’s Marcus Barnes could barely contain himself.

The Daily Mail hack reckons Roberts’ top, ‘which preserved her modesty with a pair of conveniently placed flowers,’ left fellow band member Kimberley Walsh in the shade.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.