Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Essex girl Amy Childs is lacking support as she spills out of her very tight dress
When reality TV star Amy Childs experienced a wardrobe malfunction that almost saw her ‘surgically-enhanced’ breasts fall out of her top (held in place with help from a female friend), Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail could not have been more excited.

Amy Childs revealed a more than she intended in full view of paparazzi from Magic Moments; ‘the redhead reality star narrowly avoided exposing her breasts anyway as her tight dress struggled to contain her curves’.

Big Brother babes Lucy Pinder and Imogen Thomas struggle to stay decent in their party outfits
Big Brother babes Lucy Pinder and Imogen Thomas had the paps out in force, with snappers from World Entertainment News Network, Magic Moments, Matrix Photos and Marc Gilliam tripping over themselves as the ‘busty twosome both appeared to struggle to stay decent in their party outfits.’

The Daily Mail reckons Lucy Pinder was ‘Bust in show’ as she ‘show[ed] off the form that has made her one of Britain’s most sought after glamour models. Imogen Thomas had a boob job after a topless photo shoot revealed ‘they were falling down a bit too much’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.