Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The Lynx effect for her: Body spray giant launches one for the ladies (but after 27 years of dominating men’s market with risqué campaigns..will any woman actually want to wear it?)
The announcement that men’s deodorant and antiperspirant Lynx is to target women has sent the Daily Mail’s Maysa Rawi searching through the archives for her favourite sexy ads.

Banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid are most likely to enjoy a ‘poster featuring a model showering on a beach in just her bikini bottoms drew more than 100 complaints’ from puritan banana buffers. Other ads feature topless model Lucy Pinder bending over invitingly and provocative images of Abbey Clancy,Carly Zucker and Kelly Brook.

Big Brother babes Lucy Pinder and Imogen Thomas struggle to stay decent in their party outfits
Big Brother babes Lucy Pinder and Imogen Thomas had the paps out in force, with snappers from World Entertainment News Network, Magic Moments, Matrix Photos and Marc Gilliam tripping over themselves as the ‘busty twosome both appeared to struggle to stay decent in their party outfits.’

The Daily Mail reckons Lucy Pinder was ‘Bust in show’ as she ‘show[ed] off the form that has made her one of Britain’s most sought after glamour models. Imogen Thomas had a boob job after a topless photo shoot revealed ‘they were falling down a bit too much’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.