Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

BBC stars shed clothes for charity… as they call on the public to strip their wardrobes
Lucy Benjamin, Kate Walsh, Camilla Dallerup, Julia Bradbury and other BBC stars including Bruno Tonioli and former Atomic Kitten Liz McLarnon have all stripped naked — that’s right they’re nude — for charity and the generous public relations people behind the stunt have shared the images with the red-blooded Daily Mail.

The aim of the campaign is to raise money for cancer research… but Paul Dacre’s organ is loving the opportunity to share some celebrity flesh with banana buffing readers.

I’m A Celebrity: Battle of the bikini babes begins as Lucy Benjamin and Camilla Dallerup hit the beach Down Under
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured a series of shots of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here contestants Lucy Benjamin and Camilla Dallerup hitting the beech in Australia prior to the show’s launch.

Seeing the pair frolic in their bikinis has left red blooded reporter Richard Simpson a little hot under the collar, as he imagined the pair in a battle of the bikini babes. Nevertheless, he’s holding back some of his ardour for a rival contestant: 1980s Page 3 girl Sam Fox.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.