Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone strip off for LOVE magazine cover
Supermodels Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Lara Stone have stripped for Love magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured the right to share some of the best pics with banana buffing readers.

The models ‘proved they look just as good without a stitch on,’ salivated the tabloid. Paul Dacre’s organ was first excited by Love magazine when it featured a naked Beth Ditto on its cover.

15-stone Beth Ditto launches Love magazine with nude shoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has always been keen to extend its special love to women of all shapes and sizes and so is delighted to present readers with 15-stone Beth Ditto in the nude.

‘With red hair and black lips, the openly gay singer closed her eyes and pouted for her glamorous photoshoot,’ salivates the tabloid.

The nude photos have been taken to help promote the launch of Love, a magazine concerned with fashion and fame that aims to be ‘very curvy’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.