Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Jingle all the way! Abbey Crouch shakes her sexy thing as she does a cheeky striptease for online advent calendar
A video of Abbey Crouch stripping naked for a nude advent calendar is available now from Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail as a special Christmas gift to banana buffing readers.

Georgina Littlejohn, daughter of Richard, talks banana buffing readers through eleven still from the video, before presented it in full. The video appears as part of Love magazine’s advent calendar, which includes other stripping celebrities. Recently Love shared pictures of Kelly Brook as a topless Santa with red-blooded Daily Mail readers.

Unwrap me! Kelly Brook makes the most alluring Christmas present as she undresses for sexy advent calendar video
Kelly Brook has appeared in Love magazine as a topless Santa, much to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

‘She’s a present that any man would be beside themselves to see under their tree,’ reckons cheeky hack Sarah Bull, who has studied an online video in which Kelly Brook strips off Christmas wrapping paper and a big red bow to expose herself. But banana buffing Daily Mail readers don’t have to splash out over a copy of Love, as their favourite tabloid has obtained some great pictures for them to enjoy.

Regular readers of Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre, will recall that this is not first time the Daily Mail has featured Kelly Brook stripping for Love. Back in November 2010, Love shared pictures of Kelly Brook naked with the tabloid.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.